There is a young blonde from Montana - | She sings a high lyric soprana, |
Or is it from tropic Havana? - | The while she plays on the piana. |
Oh, no, by the creek Loyalhanna, | Her favorite flower is the canna; |
Who thinks that the tropic banana | She wears a white knitted bandana, |
Is surely that heaven-sent manna. | To teach Stewart's School - Loyalhanna. |
She brushes her teeth with Ipana; |