| There is a young blonde from Montana - | She sings a high lyric soprana, |
| Or is it from tropic Havana? - | The while she plays on the piana. |
| Oh, no, by the creek Loyalhanna, | Her favorite flower is the canna; |
| Who thinks that the tropic banana | She wears a white knitted bandana, |
| Is surely that heaven-sent manna. | To teach Stewart's School - Loyalhanna. |
| She brushes her teeth with Ipana; |